Blonde Girl and the Postman
It was the postal carrier's last day at work following 35 years of helping the mail through a wide range of climate to a similar neighborhood. When he landed at the principal house on his course he was welcomed by the entire family there, who saluted him and sent him out the door with a major blessing envelope.
At the second house they gave him a crate of fine stogies. The people at the third house gave him a determination of breathtaking angling baits. At the fourth house he was met at the entryway by a strikingly excellent blonde in a noteworthy negligee. She took him by the hand, tenderly drove him through the entryway (which she shut behind him), and drove him up the stairs to the room where she knocked his socks off with the most energetic love he had ever experienced. When he had enough they went first floor, where she settled him a monster breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, hotdog, blueberry waffles, and new crushed squeezed orange. When he was genuinely fulfilled she poured him some steaming espresso. As she was pouring, he saw a dollar charge standing out from under the glass' base edge. "This was quite recently excessively superb for words," he stated, "however what's the dollar for?" "Well," she stated, "the previous evening, I told my significant other that today would be your last day, and that we ought to accomplish something unique for you. I requested that him what give you." He stated, "Screw him, give him a dollar." The blonde then stated, "The breakfast was my thought."
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